Goodnight

jamieaiken919:

it wet

biggaybunny:

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that

readableporn:

• The near complete absence of people.
• The both legs in the air move
• Police sirens in the background
• Crocs and socks
• How he tries to balance himself on the lowers steps
• This man has definitely fallen after or before this was shot.

Prime example of a man redefining what it means to dream.

oddmoderator:

chchchcheckitouttt:

nerdyteaparty:

snorlaxatives:

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

onlyblackgirl:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

OSCAR DOES NOT GET ENOUGH INTERNET FAME AS THE BEST GAY REPRESENTATION IN THE WORKPLACE

I love Oscar 

Originally posted by kellykapour

fucked-up-world-2002:

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

protectcombeferre:

1-800-ARE YOU ffflllllufflflfflllfSLAPSLAPflflluffflallffSLAPPING

wlwdateideas:

wlwdateideas:

wlwdateideas:

wlwdateideas:

Tiddies

wait

Tiddies

for my bi gals:

Tiddies

tariqah:

etoile-kid:

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

Time to buy a guillotine

spiroandthelacktones:

thatgirlwiththememes:

this what cis people sound like when i talk about being turned down for jobs for being trans “but they cant do that!” 

thecommonchick:

thank-you-mrs-loopner:

here it is, the most relatable onion article

Goodnight