making a typo and accidentally becoming either a scene kid or a homestuck character
Jedistuck! We found some actual Star Wars cosplayers to pose with~
What happens when you get a haircut and then you don’t have the money to pay for it? Do they put the hair back on?
They slit your throat and sell your body to a Mrs.Lovett.
actual kim k right here
Lending your phone to your friend like
i love urban dictionary because where the hell else are you going to find an encyclopedia of the slang terms used by like five skater kids in some american suburb in 2008
Fallen Tree Stands Back Up
Science side of tumblr, please explain?!
well due to the tree being pissed off he packed his shit and left
thanks science side of tumblr
An apple a day keeps The Doctor away.
Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion